My friend Sergio Ortega has given me a big break in my modeling career. He was developing a new website for his excellent neuromuscular therapy clinic, The Reflex Center. Although he could have gone with a "big name" model, he instead generously offered me a shot at stardom.

Therapist Sergio Ortega demonstrates head reattachment.

Of course, just like Hugh Hefner, he made me take my shirt off for most of the shoot. You know how that is. I had to fight to hang on to my towel. The photographer kept yelling "More bush! More bush!"

(Thanks and a credit to Pern for that line.)

Check out Sergio's site here. And for real beefcake, click over here.