[Re-post.]

These are pictures you just wish would get lost.

Oh God! It's Dad and his stupid blog again. Now what the hell?


So, young man. Exactly what kind of job do you have?

Humph. I've seen some good weddings. This sure ain't one of 'em.

Oh man! Would you get a load of her dress!


Lockwoods and Woods react to Jean's singing.


Ooom.


Douche with Listerine and you'll never offend!!!


Yes he's cute. And he's all mine.


Why yes, I'd like a gumdrop.

My God! A perfect high "C."


Mommy! Make them all go away.

Why yes. I am related to a dentist. How did you know?


Two dentists flank the perfect smile, dismayed at the potential loss of fees.

What was I thinking? Dad! Get me out of this!