Marriage License
10/02/06 01:35 PM Filed in: California
Heretofore, this impending wedding has been little more than the subject of rumor. Now, however, things are getting serious. The government is getting involved.
Kip is taking the written test.

Here, Sam is displaying the Marriage Instruction Manual. Being her father's daughter, she of course won't read it.

The Department of homeland Security requires the swearing of an oath that the parties are not members of a mosque, do not know the whereabouts of Osama Bin Ladin, and in fact don't even like Moslems.

Aawww. Aren't they cute. Sam is checking to see if Kip's heart is actually beating, not wanting inadvertently to marry a non-living person.
Kip is taking the written test.

Here, Sam is displaying the Marriage Instruction Manual. Being her father's daughter, she of course won't read it.

The Department of homeland Security requires the swearing of an oath that the parties are not members of a mosque, do not know the whereabouts of Osama Bin Ladin, and in fact don't even like Moslems.

Aawww. Aren't they cute. Sam is checking to see if Kip's heart is actually beating, not wanting inadvertently to marry a non-living person.
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