Arte Johnson is alive and well in San Miguel. You'll remember Arte playing the dirty old man Tyrone in Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In. If you're over 35 that is.

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Boy it's a bitch getting old.



I guess I'll just rest my bony ass here. Jeez, do my feet ever hurt.



So what the hell is the problem here? I knew I should have worn socks.



Maybe there's something in my shoe.



Well Hellooo little schoolgirls. You want a Walnetto?



Hmmm. No takers. I guess they're wise to me.

Well, no point in hanging around here. This wall is hard. Now it's my butt that hurts.



Boy it's a bitch getting old.